Well, I managed to make it to UIUC last night for our university hack day after an amusing and frustrating adventure with American Airlines.
While chatting with our recruiters, one of them asked for the name of my first pet. Then she asked for the name of the first street I lived on. I jokingly asked if she was trying to phish my Yahoo account.
"No, I'm trying to figure out your stripper name!"
Heh. I didn't even realized I had a stripper name.
Just for the record, using the name of our first cat ("Kitty") and the street I grew up on ("Kneer", pronounced "near"), my stripper name is:
Kitty Kneer
Now that I've shared my stripper name, what's yours? Come on. You know the algorithm.
Posted by jzawodn at November 01, 2006 10:37 AM
The Bad Girls Guide to the Open Road has something like this - your Porn Name - and its your first pet's name + your mother's maiden name. In which I am fabulously coined Mittens McMillen. (My stripper name would be Mittens 512)...
Then they have your Road Name: what you had for breakfast + the last place you peed by the road. Guess mine today would be Western Omelette Hold the Toast Hayes...
Rock.
I had a St. Bernard dog named Sampson, and lived on Wolf Trail, so mine would be Sampson Wolf. scary...
Since we moved about 5 times before I was 5 years old - I'm going to have to work with the first pet and street that I can remember.
Hoopie Dagger
Hmm.. I could be Bo Blair or Champ Balfour or Jag Meyer depending upon which time in my life I did this...
My stripper name is Noa Knight. I always liked the Star Wars Name better, though.
First name = first three letters of your first name + first two letters of your last name
Last name = first two letters of your mother's maiden name + the first three letters of the city where you were born.
My Star Wars name is Ryast Whcom.
This trick is an oldie but a goodie. :)
My name is Maggie Frobisher. Sounds like a stern nanny!
Susie Cuyler...
...um, is it significant that my first cat was a boy with a girl's name?
(When I attended UIUC, the common porn name formula was Middle Name + Street = Porn Name.)
Skip Palmwell. I've also seen "middle name and street", which would make me Christopher Palmwell.
Boots Elmdale.
That definitely sounds like a stripper.
I'd heard "first pet" rather than "first cat", which would make me...
Kandy Pallas
But, I'd also heard of that as being a drag name, and it's definitely the name I intend to use if/when i ever get around to doing drag.
If we restrict it to first cat, that'd make me:
Snowy Pallas.
Not as alluring, but still fun.
Oh dear.. here goes:
Hamish Honeypot
Hamish was my hamster, and I lived on Honeypot Lane in Stanmore, North London.
Browny 9 1/2.
Doesnt beat "Misty Sunbeam", Although if you toss in the fact that I'm hispanic [brown,] it might be a little weird if youre a tad twisted, like me.
Time to change my G-mail sig to Browny 9 1/2, myspace headline as well :-P
BTW, at this point I'm glad my family didn't buy the home on Glasscock rd...
Hope you got to "interview" the recruiter in the privacy of your hotel room...
Mine would be Kira Highland...a little erotic sword-dancing anyone?
My stripper name would be Fiji Pratt - pretty good.
I love the Star Wars name - mine would be Loura Dachi
Seemore Sands or I guess it could also be Seemore Rt 709
Hmm, Isambard Ashley. Or Izzy Ashley. Not ideal.
Porn name: Goldie Moore
Stripper name: Goldie Bartholomew
I feel so dirty! :-)
Stripper name? In some less polite circles it's known as your "porn star name", although why you'd want one if you're not planning a career in porn is anyone's guess. As this post points out...
http://markdaycomedy.wordpress.com/2006/10/04/working-out-your-porn-star-name/
Milk Easy.
(Yes, for the first four years of my life I lived on Easy Street, literally.)
My stripper name is a bit boring, it sounds more like a country singer's name than a stripper name: Sammy Matthews.
My Starwars name is Miclu Malee
OK, so my stripper name is Blackie Harehill, and my Star Wars name is Steho Cabra. This all sounds much more exotic that real life ...
Not sure it works that well with French people ... my striper name is:
>> Nuts Beguinage > Iggy Military <<which is no better :P!
My stripper name would be Freddie Warlencourt. I think the "Freddie" makes it.
and now your "pimp name": first 12 digits of your credit card number, your middle initial spelled out (e.g. "jay"), and the last 4 digits of your credit card number.
come on- everyone should play! they're really funny!
please put your pimp name next to your porn name. thank you.
Duchess Drive!
(our street address was numbers)
My daughters name would be Sal St. Patrick. I can live with that. What guy would say he was going to see a stripper with that name? I would pluck his eyes out anyway.
I am a stripper and I went to the cemetary to check out my stripper name. Sound creepy? naah! I came up with Luirra (Leera). At first I wanted lury, but than I thought, "that's too lury" hahaha! So I added and "a" at the end and came up with Luirra. "Be lury of Luirra she may break your heart", I thought. Come to find out after using my stripper name for about three months, I got told that it means money in Italian. Even better!!!!
I think that mine is great.
McKenzie McNair.
Guess the strip club would have to be in Scotland.
Just stumbled on this by Google after someone sent me a similar question LOL.
"Muffin Sunnyside."
Happy 4th 2 all yu strippers out there...;)
With my first cat, it would be Abby Fairway.
With my dog.....Jingles Fairway.
What about the people who live on a street thats a number?
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I got a cool one ... My Porn Name would be:
FLASH GAMBLE
That would also work nicely as a Star Wars Name.
My daughter's would be: LULUBELLE TEEPEE
Very cute (and so is she).
mine would be floyd mallard
oh god
i always thought it was first pet and mum's maiden name, making is floyd welsh
but thats not any better....
Jasma Cobri is my Star Wars name, and Bugsy Brigstock is my stripper name :D
Hah, I guess that would be either Angel Crestlake or Angel Blue Lick. Idr :)
My Is Hawt!
Sparkly Delevida
Jk!
iT WOULD EITHER BE Rosebud Fendley, or Boo Boo Fendley.
both r still pretty kickass :)
Not sure how it goes, but here's for my first pet dog and the street I grew up on.
Brandy Greenbrook
