Over on a Word Soup, Karl rants about that stupid e-mail. You know, the meaningless time wasting crap that some of my friends and family seem all to happy to send me.
No, asshat. Playing with lesbians in jello is fun. What you sent me is fun if you're a slightly retarded third grader so pumped with Ritalin his eyes look like storm clouds. You might as well have sent me a "Hello Kitty" screensaver for all the difference I can see.....
I understand you're amused. Good job. But know your target audience. We've spent billions on fiber optic network infrastructure and you, with the intellectual capacity of a pine cone, use it to perform the electronic equivalent of a fart joke. Well established. But please; don't e-mail me anymore.
Go read the whole thing. It's classic.
Posted by jzawodn at August 12, 2003 11:48 PM
Reader Comments
# Alden Bates said:
I like how the Google related links has "AmIAnnoying.com" three times in a row.
YesAlready.com!
on August 13, 2003 04:06 AM
# Anita Rowland said:
We usually call this "fram" for friend spam. Some people have started weblogs in self-defense: "Thanks for sending me that email, but didn't you see that I already posted that story weeks ago?"
on August 13, 2003 05:56 AM
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