No, not really. But you can read about it over at the Onion.
I love the Onion. Too bad I don't visit more often. Anyone have an RSS feed for their headlines?
Posted by jzawodn at March 10, 2003 12:39 PM
The ParodyTimes is a satirical online newspaper features news and event from a world remarkably similar to our own.
Don't miss the articles and pitures of the iraqi minister of information, George W Bush, Tony Blair etc
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Blatant plug.
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Thanks, though. Parody Time is damned funny. :-)
Even though-- the forgeries Bush used as evidence in his State of The Union got wrong the name of Niger's government, foreign minister and Constitution, and botched the President of Niger's signature--
President Bush says the intelligence he receives is "Darn Good".
What else does Bush deem to be Just As Good as obvious forgeries?
DESTABILIZING RELATIONS WITH CHINA OVER TAIWAN AND THE SPY PLANE INCIDENT-- IS DARN GOOD:
http://www-tech.mit.edu/V121/N23/bush23esak.23c.html
BARBARA BUSH IS DARN GOOD:
I'm honored to be here with my brother, the Governor of Florida. He's a good man. You know something about -- both of us share something in common: we picked a pretty darn good mother. (Applause.)
http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2001/03/20010321-3.html
RUMSFELD DOING "DARN GOOD JOB" LOCATING SADDAM'S WMD:
http://english.pravda.ru/main/2003/01/20/42298.html
BUSH SAYS ECONOMY IS "PRETTY DARN GOOD"
http://www.gopusa.com/news/2003/january/0110_bush.shtml
LAURA BUSH IS DARN GOOD!
"I'm also pleased the First Lady is here. (Applause.) I always used to say, you can always judge the nature of a man by the company he keeps. (Laughter.) And I keep pretty darn good company."
HOW WELL CAN 3rd GRADERS READ? "DARN GOOD":
http://www.reliefweb.int/w/rwb.nsf/0/178460654fa39dd285256b84004c3537?OpenDocume nt
NORM MINETTA, AFTER BEING HOSPITALIZED:
"You're looking darn good to me."
http://usembassy-australia.state.gov/hyper/2003/0228/epf505.htm
Darn Good is just a meaningless noise Bush makes.
You can't really believe a word he says.
Even though-- the forgeries Bush used as evidence in his State of The Union got wrong the name of Niger's government, foreign minister and Constitution, and botched the President of Niger's signature--
President Bush says the intelligence he receives is "Darn Good".
What else does Bush deem to be Just As Good as obvious forgeries?
DESTABILIZING RELATIONS WITH CHINA OVER TAIWAN AND THE SPY PLANE INCIDENT-- IS DARN GOOD:
http://www-tech.mit.edu/V121/N23/bush23esak.23c.html
BARBARA BUSH IS DARN GOOD:
I'm honored to be here with my brother, the Governor of Florida. He's a good man. You know something about -- both of us share something in common: we picked a pretty darn good mother. (Applause.)
http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2001/03/20010321-3.html
RUMSFELD DOING "DARN GOOD JOB" LOCATING SADDAM'S WMD:
http://english.pravda.ru/main/2003/01/20/42298.html
BUSH SAYS ECONOMY IS "PRETTY DARN GOOD"
http://www.gopusa.com/news/2003/january/0110_bush.shtml
LAURA BUSH IS DARN GOOD!
"I'm also pleased the First Lady is here. (Applause.) I always used to say, you can always judge the nature of a man by the company he keeps. (Laughter.) And I keep pretty darn good company."
HOW WELL CAN 3rd GRADERS READ? "DARN GOOD":
http://www.reliefweb.int/w/rwb.nsf/0/178460654fa39dd285256b84004c3537?OpenDocume nt
NORM MINETTA, AFTER BEING HOSPITALIZED:
"You're looking darn good to me."
http://usembassy-australia.state.gov/hyper/2003/0228/epf505.htm
Darn Good is just a meaningless noise Bush makes.
You can't really believe a word he says.