Ray sent me a link to this craigslist posting.

The situation is simple. 

I am an intellectual property lawyer, 27, 5'8", slim, blue eyes, 
of an Irish/Italian origins. 

This morning I realized that my boyfriend 
of two years is having an affair. 

I want to dump him ASAP. 

The problem is we have a company event in NYC 
next week and I don't to show up just by myself. 

I need someone extremely smart and extremely 
charming to replace the bastard. 

We leave on Jan 8, return on Jan 12. 
We stay at the W. 
separate beds. 
All expenses covered. 


Update: It's a good thing I copied the text. The posting is already gone.

Posted by jzawodn at January 04, 2003 09:26 PM

Reader Comments
# Chris said:

Hmmm. Dump him? Nah. Find a third, and keep him at home and happy.

Did I just say that out loud? There goes my inner monologue again. :-)

on January 4, 2003 11:13 PM
# Derek said:

Bummer. I coulda done that gig locally :-)

And staying at the W is nice, I stayed there when I went to the 2000 World Series.

on January 5, 2003 04:17 AM
# MichaelE said:

See all the things us Married guys miss out on?

on January 5, 2003 11:36 AM
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