A funny thing happened today. During my first lesson this morning, my instructor demonstrated a spiral dive and recovery. Now there are a few important details I need to cover before you can appreciate what happened and why it was funny (to me, at least).

It was chilly out. I noticed the temperature was roughly 40 degrees when I arrived at the airport. So I'm guessing it was maybe 45 by the time we took off. Of course, in normal conditions, we loose about 3.5 degrees for every 1,000 feet we climb. So it's safe to say that it was chilly at 3,500 feet too. And since it was chilly, my nose was a bit, well... runny. Not a lot. Just a bit.

A spiral dive, unlike a spin, results in the glider's nose pointing farther and farther down all the while we're picking up speed quickly and the stick is all the way back. To recover, you need to roll the glider's wings back into a level position and then pull out of the resulting dive. During that pull-out, you can easily pull 3 to 4 Gs of force.

Now those of you who have put 2 and 2 together can already guess what happened...

When my instructor demonstrated the spiral dive and recovery, I was a bit unprepared for the G forces in the recovery. And, as you'll recall, my nose was a little runny.

Let's just say that as we pulled out of the drive, I felt something spring from my nose as if it was trying to get away in a hurry. It took a second for me to realize what happened, but when I did it amused the hell out of me for a minute or so.

Mental Note: Don't perform high-G maneuvers with a runny nose.

Sorry. I just had to share. Couldn't think of much else to blog today. There will be some new Java stuff next week, though. So stay tuned and I promise not to talk about buggers or anything. :-)

Posted by jzawodn at January 03, 2003 11:41 PM

Reader Comments
# kasia said:

oh.. I should have read Dan's blog instead.

on January 4, 2003 09:20 AM
# danny molek said:

Jeremy, You are a fucking wuss. Get a life before you get a job, because you are going nowhere fast.
If runny noses are your greatest fear, then here's a tip for you:
Never leave your house, lest the Rapture of runny noses occur. Well, unless you want to get a job at the Kleenex factory.

on January 7, 2003 06:42 PM
# Jeremy Zawodny said:

Uhm, okay. Whatever.

on January 7, 2003 07:40 PM
# kasia said:

I see you inherited my troll :/

on January 7, 2003 09:28 PM
# danny molek said:

hey Jeremy, do you got boney girl arms too?
Why dont you just eat the boogers that run out of your nose?

problem solved!

on January 8, 2003 11:00 PM
# mr ford said:

well that was a very entertaining story!! i mean, really! but see, if you had known the laws of physics and all those wonderful formulas, then you could've guessed that would happen!!! so all i can say is LEARN YOUR DARN FORMULAS!!! have a nice day!
Mr. Ford
Physics Teacher
Salem High School

on November 13, 2003 06:51 AM
# mr ford said:

well that was a very entertaining story!! i mean, really! but see, if you had known the laws of physics and all those wonderful formulas, then you could've guessed that would happen!!! so all i can say is LEARN YOUR DARN FORMULAS!!! have a nice day!
Mr. Ford
Physics Teacher
Salem High School

on November 13, 2003 06:51 AM
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