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No penises on the pool table
penises are permitted on the piano if and only if the owner of the penis publicly proclaims the pending presentation of said penis.
No bodily fluids outside the body in the hot tub.
No stealing or staining towels
There is no Rule #5
No puftas! (hey! how'd that get in there?)
The toilet seats must be returned to the down position after use.
(Lowering the lid is optional.)
There is to be no breaking up during the vacation. Any breakups should be handled two weeks before or after this trip.
There is to be no smoking within the building or the area immediately surrounding. One must be at least 10 feet from the building to smoke.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor anything that is thy neighbour's.
Updated: April 20th, 1997