Ray sent me a link to this craigslist posting.
The situation is simple. I am an intellectual property lawyer, 27, 5'8", slim, blue eyes, of an Irish/Italian origins. This morning I realized that my boyfriend of two years is having an affair. I want to dump him ASAP. The problem is we have a company event in NYC next week and I don't to show up just by myself. I need someone extremely smart and extremely charming to replace the bastard. We leave on Jan 8, return on Jan 12. We stay at the W. separate beds. All expenses covered.
Update: It's a good thing I copied the text. The posting is already gone.