January 04, 2003

Beautiful lawyer needs help...

Ray sent me a link to this craigslist posting.

The situation is simple. 

I am an intellectual property lawyer, 27, 5'8", slim, blue eyes, 
of an Irish/Italian origins. 

This morning I realized that my boyfriend 
of two years is having an affair. 

I want to dump him ASAP. 

The problem is we have a company event in NYC 
next week and I don't to show up just by myself. 

I need someone extremely smart and extremely 
charming to replace the bastard. 

We leave on Jan 8, return on Jan 12. 
We stay at the W. 
separate beds. 
All expenses covered. 


Update: It's a good thing I copied the text. The posting is already gone.

Posted by jzawodn at 09:26 PM