Because I am occasionally willing to subject myself to various forms of punishment and/or torture, I hereby post this photo of me for your amusement in the form of a caption contest.
Feel free to post your submission here or on the photo itself.
What might you win as a result of participating in this amazingly innovative competition?
I have no idea. :-) But I'm sure that won't stop most of you!
Posted by jzawodn at October 23, 2007 10:42 AM
Hmmmm....one glove, the scary face, hands up in monster mode...and so close to Halloween...
"Cause this is thriller, thriller night..." :-)
This is the reason we need Halloween masks.
i can haz cheezburger tis big?
"If only I could find these giant invisible breasts near sea level..."
After being stranded in the wilderness for days without food, Zawodny was forced to eat his left glove.
Daddy was a ninja, mama was a circus freak.
Invisible giant high-altitude breast has a flavor
I am Bizarro Michael Jackson
Jeremy Zawodny conjures up a new Yahoo web crawler: YahooGloveSeeker
The love child of Michael Jackson and the Unabomber.
The bear that ate my glove looked just like this!
"HELP! MY TONGUE IS FROZEN TO THIS CLEAR GLASS WINDOW!"
"Uh oh. Better make myself look big!", with apologies to Red Dwarf.
"The glove fits, I must admit."
Jeremy was the first person voted off American Mime Idol, after viewers and judges agreed that he possessed little natural aptitude.
"I'm crazy one glove guy. I'm wearing only one glove! Now gimme some candy!"
"if you use your left hand, it feels like someone else"
Hmm wilderness nature calls; was it left hand hold and right hand wipe, or, right hand hold, left hand wipe?
"Guess how I'm holding the camera?"
Though the locals told the strange man that peyote had never been seen growing in the area, Jeremy proved them wrong.
I just got done watching "Grizzly Man" and this so looks like a shot out of that movie ... nice!
Luke I am your father!
Jeremy: "Ebony and ivory, live together in perfect har...."
Fiancee: "Oh give me a break. They're only hands, and you know where they've been."