Because I am occasionally willing to subject myself to various forms of punishment and/or torture, I hereby post this photo of me for your amusement in the form of a caption contest.

Caption Contest!

Feel free to post your submission here or on the photo itself.

What might you win as a result of participating in this amazingly innovative competition?

I have no idea. :-) But I'm sure that won't stop most of you!

Posted by jzawodn at October 23, 2007 10:42 AM

Reader Comments
# emad said: glove, the scary face, hands up in monster mode...and so close to Halloween...

"Cause this is thriller, thriller night..." :-)

on October 23, 2007 11:07 AM
# Zac Garrett said:

This is the reason we need Halloween masks.


on October 23, 2007 11:11 AM
# Robert Accettura said:

i can haz cheezburger tis big?


on October 23, 2007 11:27 AM
# Bob Plankers said:

"If only I could find these giant invisible breasts near sea level..."

on October 23, 2007 11:40 AM
# Joe Lazarus said:

After being stranded in the wilderness for days without food, Zawodny was forced to eat his left glove.

on October 23, 2007 11:56 AM
# Rob Steele said:

Daddy was a ninja, mama was a circus freak.

on October 23, 2007 12:06 PM
# Craig Hughes said:

Invisible giant high-altitude breast has a flavor

on October 23, 2007 12:21 PM
# Kevin said:

I am Bizarro Michael Jackson

on October 23, 2007 01:17 PM
# D said:

Jeremy Zawodny conjures up a new Yahoo web crawler: YahooGloveSeeker

on October 23, 2007 04:42 PM
# John Herren said:

The love child of Michael Jackson and the Unabomber.

on October 23, 2007 07:43 PM
# Greg said:

The bear that ate my glove looked just like this!

on October 23, 2007 07:43 PM
# jr said:


on October 23, 2007 07:56 PM
# Scott said:


on October 23, 2007 08:20 PM
# Greg said:

"Uh oh. Better make myself look big!", with apologies to Red Dwarf.

on October 23, 2007 08:21 PM
# Jeff Barr said:

"The glove fits, I must admit."

on October 23, 2007 09:14 PM
# Luke Welling said:

Jeremy was the first person voted off American Mime Idol, after viewers and judges agreed that he possessed little natural aptitude.

on October 24, 2007 08:22 AM
# Greg Hughes said:


on October 24, 2007 11:56 AM
# Jason said:

"I'm crazy one glove guy. I'm wearing only one glove! Now gimme some candy!"

on October 24, 2007 03:04 PM
# blah said:

"if you use your left hand, it feels like someone else"

on October 25, 2007 01:02 PM
# dorleneB said:

Hmm wilderness nature calls; was it left hand hold and right hand wipe, or, right hand hold, left hand wipe?

on October 26, 2007 07:39 AM
# t said:

"Guess how I'm holding the camera?"

on October 26, 2007 08:10 AM
# Peeping Tom said:

Though the locals told the strange man that peyote had never been seen growing in the area, Jeremy proved them wrong.

on October 26, 2007 10:21 AM
# Lina said:

I just got done watching "Grizzly Man" and this so looks like a shot out of that movie ... nice!

on October 28, 2007 10:07 AM
# Jason Emits said:

Luke I am your father!

on October 31, 2007 09:18 AM
# Musa Opiyo said:

Jeremy: "Ebony and ivory, live together in perfect har...."
Fiancee: "Oh give me a break. They're only hands, and you know where they've been."

on November 2, 2007 05:27 AM
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