Rolex Watches with Viagra (by Jeremy Zawodny)

If e-mail and attempted weblog comment posts are any indication, Rolex Watches are all the rage. And since Viagra is still popular, I have to wonder if anyone has attempted bundling the two.

Just think, you could use that fancy new Rolex watch to time the long-lasting effects of those magic little pills!

Or maybe not.

Maybe a time release Viagra system, powered by a Rolex watch core? :-)

Posted by jzawodn at November 18, 2004 07:03 PM

Reader Comments

# Michael Conlen said:

Rolex watches are getting through my spam filters but all I get on my blogs are forms of online gambling made popular through TV shows but which your filters are blocking from a shady Russian outfit and Debt Consolidation

So it seems that the spammers are getting smart enough to test their messages against most spam filters these days. Mail.app has been working fairly well for me though keeping the spam that passes through near the 5% level.

on November 18, 2004 08:07 PM

# Don said:

Gives a whole new meaning to "spring forward, fall back".

on November 18, 2004 08:12 PM

# Ritesh Nadhani said:

Even I get 10s of such mails in my company mail box but never thought about the funny relationship of it.

Great idea though :)

on November 18, 2004 11:32 PM

# Michael said:

I will need to sign up for one of those debt reduction or "loans" to afford a real Rolex watch, even better maybe the Russian Mafia can loan me the money?

on November 18, 2004 11:44 PM

# Thomas said:

There's other stuff out there that is much more common these days. Though I wouldn't mind a nice, cheap Rolex. ;)

on November 19, 2004 12:24 AM

# Philip Tellis said:

Hey, you can do whatever the hell you want once you get the $437 million that Prince William Mobuntu transfers into your bank account.

on November 19, 2004 02:44 AM

# Peter da Silva said:

You know, my first though was... "what about an implantable Rolex?".

on November 19, 2004 05:47 AM

# david said:

The spam product I don't get is the Cialis Soft Tab. Is that really the best name considering what the product is supposed to so?

on November 19, 2004 07:22 AM

# Janeth said:

The spam mail I have gotten use to. It´s the po*er sites in my weblog that drives me crazy.

I guess we are going to have to do something like Jeremy´s got here with his name.

I like that, does it not work ?

Try never two it got blocked for the word po*er

on November 19, 2004 10:44 AM

# aaron wall said:

this post quickly ranked up to 30 something in Google for Viagra and is on page one for Rolex

you could probably make a killing off affiliate ad space if you did like Target and sold illegal drugs ;-)

it was cool meeting you in Vegas

on November 29, 2004 08:25 PM

# said:

Rolexs and Viagra - THE modern designer time drug

on December 17, 2004 07:48 AM

# Hadjes said:

on July 24, 2005 12:48 PM

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