I have a sick mind. And I'm a visual person.

I was checking out something on Amazon and that stupid gold box in the upper right corner shook and caught my attention. For some reason I decided that I ought to see what was in it this time, not that I've ever found anything remotely interesting there before.

But, you know, there's always a first time...

The first item that came up... Well, let's just say it surprised me.

I glanced at it and thought, "What the...?!" and then I read the description: Sausage Stuffer Kit Attachment. That only made it all the more amusing.

I opted not to click on to the next item for fear of finding body oils or some other form of lubricant.

Anyway, I'll be staying out of the gold box from now on. It'll stay safely tucked under Mr. Bezos' bed. :-)

Now get your mind out of the gutter and get back to work! Just like I'm about to...

Posted by jzawodn at April 06, 2004 11:25 AM

Reader Comments
# alan taylor said:

You should really take a tour of Amazon's offerings more often ;) I'll Bet you missed this (little publicized) category entirely: Sex & Sensuality. Careful how you browse though, the "page you made" will accumulate your browsing habits and make reccomendations accordingly ;)

on April 6, 2004 12:19 PM
# Ferg said:

Few pieces compare with the public art near the old Netscape buildings in Mountain View. The fact that it's outside an accountancy firm makes it even funnier.

on April 6, 2004 12:58 PM
# Richard said:

Saw some poor disappointed e-shopper's complaint on Amazon feedback only the other day: "item received was not a professional sports massage kit but an explicit adult toy." :))

on April 6, 2004 01:33 PM
# Sikko2Go said:

ha, that's funny. Just this afternoon I bought some things on Amazon. While now that you're blogging about it, I remember having seen the golden box. But while I was so busy checking out I forgot to have a look. Seems like Amazon has their own kind of humor :)

on April 6, 2004 01:36 PM
# david said:

Thats just..something odd to wake up to.


on April 6, 2004 02:29 PM
# geraldo said:

need to get laid jeremy?

on April 6, 2004 08:17 PM
# Wahyu Wijanarko said:

Hehe, it's very funny...

on April 7, 2004 04:10 AM
# chris said:

at least amazon doesn't sell "i rub my ducky." it looks just like a typical yellow rubber ducky for the bathtub... but flip the switch on and the ducky's beak vibrates...

on April 7, 2004 06:26 AM
# chris said:

that's why i use mozilla adblock to block

on April 7, 2004 06:27 AM
# Todd Larason said:

> at least amazon doesn't sell "i rub my ducky."

You didn't look very hard, did you?

Vibrating Rubber Duck Ducky Duckie Personal Massager, also available in black.

See also this post from a bit over a year ago.

on April 7, 2004 04:31 PM
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