• You are foolish enough to attempt parking in San Francisco on a Saturday afternoon
  • You park sloppily, such that your car is blocking 4 inches of someone's driveway
  • They call the police to complain
  • The police come and find your car there


  • They fine you $75 for the trouble

This concludes tonight's Public Service Announcement. The check is in the mail.

Posted by jzawodn at August 13, 2003 08:49 PM

Reader Comments
# Charles said:

Didn't you know, driveways in The City are sacrosanct. It is illegal to even THINK of parking in front of a driveway. I recall getting stuck several times when someone parked just a few inches too far into my driveway on Oak Street, the driveway angle was so tight I could not get my car out.

on August 14, 2003 07:34 PM
# Kevin said:

Man, just two days ago I got a ticket for parking in front on my OWN driveway here in SF. I was just home for an hour for lunch... f*$@ing street cleaning.

on August 14, 2003 11:23 PM
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