If you don't have a sick mind, stop reading this now.

Oh, good. You're sill here. :-)

Thanks to jwz, I ran across this:

Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book. Let's see the results...

Damn. That's some funny stuff.

Posted by jzawodn at July 17, 2003 09:36 PM

Reader Comments
# pmp said:

11 inch Mahogony wang... Yikes!
More scary than that was his mother's 10 1/2 inch wang.

What the hell is going on in that family???

on July 18, 2003 07:41 AM
# Michael Hanscom said:

In a similar vein: The Order of the Phoneix Fun-Tastic Innuendo List. ;)

on July 21, 2003 11:18 PM
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