A friend at work sent me a link to this Y! News story about changing "french fries" to "freedom fries" at the cafeteria that feeds our nation's pigs representatives.

Oh, please.

Don't these idiots have anything better to waste their time and my money on? Like the thousands of homeless people? Or the old people who can't afford medicine. Or the kids who aren't learning a damned thing in school. Or... anything else?!?!

Who elected these retards? They sure as hell don't represent my views.

Posted by jzawodn at March 11, 2003 10:45 AM

Reader Comments
# tfr said:

Now that the french are out, looks like they're searching for the next victim to accuse in the fries. Washington Post ran the following comics: http://www.princeton.edu/~ssikkut/fries.jpg

on March 11, 2003 11:09 AM
# Joe Grossberg said:

> Who elected these retards?

Not me. I didn't vote!

Oops.

on March 11, 2003 11:23 AM
# Chris said:

The governments always been this way, whether its republican or democrat. They all waste money and time on issues that have very little importance.

on March 11, 2003 12:56 PM
# Keith said:

The really sad part of the whole thing is that French Fries were actually invented in Paris, Texas not France. I guess in the rush to be the first on the anti-french band wagon no one bothered to look up the history. When do we get to bomb the crap out of the 12 or so american cities named after Paris?

on March 11, 2003 01:40 PM
# John Redmond said:

I read both your MySQL text search and freedom fries posts with interest. My suspicion is that MySQL reflects an area of expertise for you. Politics obviously does not. To the extent that you blog for the interest of your readers as opposed to venting your spleen I would suggest you stick with MySQL. In that area your comments tend to be interesting, insightful and valuable.

on March 11, 2003 01:48 PM
# Gerald said:

As long as such strange incidents like this story of peace t-shirt could happen I am convinced that US representatives are propaganda driven and self-conscious. And therefore I sympathize with Jeremy and not with such eloquent speaking Johns! Words are weapons, but they should be used in order to fight for peace and freedom - not as a medium of propaganda fueling the war. Speaking this in the awareness of our own younger history - germany has learned it's lesson.

on March 11, 2003 03:07 PM
# Kjartan Mannes said:

The Secret History of French Fries or Belgian Fries if you prefer. Paris, Texas hrmf.. ;)

on March 11, 2003 03:41 PM
# Arcterex said:

Well said JZ! Not my country, but pretty much everywhere is affected by the monkey in the oval office :)

on March 11, 2003 10:42 PM
# Dominic Mitchell said:

French Fries? Balls. They're called "chips". What you call "chips" are actually known as "crisps".

Keep up at the back. :-)

-Dom

on March 12, 2003 01:31 AM
# Geodog said:

Ignore Redmond.

Nice post about the freedom chips. There is a little contest going on over at RKB's site to think of other renaming. Freedom tickler? Freedom water (oil), etc.
Thanks,
Geodog

on March 12, 2003 02:37 AM
# brandt said:

Bush was elected? that's news to me...

on March 12, 2003 12:41 PM
# Joshua Allen said:

As Keith already pointed out, the French would probably be happy if we stop calling them "French Fries", since they aren't French.

But the real reason I'm posting is a pet peeve of mine -- since when has it been the job of our elected representatives to make our kids learn? Learning is not something passive that is done to children; learning only happens through active acquiring of knowledge, and we have eliminated any barriers preventing kids from learning by inventing the printing press (and now the Internet). There is absolutely nobody other than kids and their parents to blame when these kids grow up illiterate and innumerate.

on March 12, 2003 05:34 PM
# Jen said:

The whole idea on changing French toast and French fries to Freedom is ridiculous. Do you really think that it will change the French government into going to war just because this Senator wants nothing to do with France? Well as a French native I can only say WHO cares about what you want to call your fries and toast. They were not French to begin with. That will not change anything. We don't want to go to war, so be it. Why can't the Senators accept that? We were once your allies but that doesn't mean that America is just going to Bully France into going to war.

on March 14, 2003 09:00 PM
# christof said:

great! french fies are freedom fries. and the good old german pretzel? how about bush-cookie?

on March 15, 2003 05:37 AM
# christof said:

great! french fies are freedom fries. and the good old german pretzel? how about bush-cookie?

on March 15, 2003 05:37 AM
# Ian said:

I suspect someone's motives that want's to rename something because they happen to dislike a country's politics. Could be a good excuse; "Darling that woman your friend saw me kissing in the bar, it was just a freedom kiss!".

on March 15, 2003 10:34 AM
# T. Taylor said:

Yeah, this is quite silly. My question is are these same people going to stop driving their Bimmers & Mercedes and stop using their German appliances (shavers, coffee machines, etc) as well? I bet not... Too funny!

on March 15, 2003 12:45 PM
# tan smith said:

all I have to say is that I am soooo glad I am Canadian!!!!!!!!!!

Stupid americans I would rather be a member of al qada than one of you guys.....Freedom Fries (fucking morons)

on March 16, 2003 02:21 PM
# Spacely said:

Freedom Fries or French Fries does it matter what everyone else thinks? The Americans just make up their own words anyway. For example: Qatar vs Cutter (than you Wolf Blitzer - you ignorant ...

on March 16, 2003 04:40 PM
# Why am i an American said:


Freddom Fires? I am so f'n embarassed to be an American, I'm feeling sick.

on March 16, 2003 10:44 PM
# riot act said:

check it out: not one of the 298 TX death camp victims ordered freedom fries for his last meal!

on March 17, 2003 04:22 AM
# J. said:

I think the french are f'n Pussies if they werent a country full of cowards they would support our war because we are doing the right thing by taking action we cant let our country be attacked because a couple of dick head french man want to cry about it fuck france we should wipe that shit hole off the face of the earth too...and fuck germany the dumb sacks of shit dont know what they are talkin about...france can kiss my ass and any one of those mother fucking pussy ass french people. I highly support Bush my country America and the war on the rag heads! they need to be destroyed anyways..

on March 17, 2003 02:18 PM
# riot act said:

Yippee! J for president!

on March 18, 2003 12:56 AM
# riot act said:

Yippee! J for president!

on March 18, 2003 01:04 AM
# MissMutt said:

riot act, I love you.

on March 18, 2003 03:37 PM
# said:

the real history of Fries is on http://www.belgianfries.com ...

on March 20, 2003 02:44 AM
# Am said:

fword to freedom fries no one calls them french fries anyway

everyone is stupid
ihate you and your mom

on March 20, 2003 07:01 AM
# Lola said:

HOLLA!!! i agree with am so much shes so right

fword to freedom fries

holler holler

on March 20, 2003 07:02 AM
# gm2k3000 said:

yeah, the french rolled over and played dead for hitler, and now they want to do it for saddam hussein

on March 20, 2003 10:43 AM
# Al Gore said:

Because of the huge cost of the War in Iraq and expected cuts in education that may result from it, the youth of America should begin memorizing the words that will become critical to their future vocation, “Would you like Freedom Fries with that?”

on March 20, 2003 10:52 AM
# Microbe said:

In Australia we have Freedom Furniture (www.freedomfurniture.com.au) - my guess is that Americans would either sue them for breach of copyright or want to change the name to French Furniture.

But I digress, must get back to eating my freedom toast then I will take my freedom poodle for a walk before I practise the freedom horn.

I hope I get to use my freedom letter on a freedom maid tonight.

on March 20, 2003 11:17 AM
# nico said:

Occidental Responsibilities means American, French, british, germans and russians are the same in different part of the world, for Irak this is AMerica

I have read an interesting articles written in french which says all the Occidentals are responsibles in what happens today : Americans, French, germans, british, Russians etc. I am French and I know French gov has some responsibilities in some places in the world, some Americans who think their country is the best are stupid, read why and ….think about it !

It begins 30 years ago, in the 70’s Saddam takes the power in his country, tortures, massacres etc, the Occident knows it, every closes his eyes = petrol
A few years later appears Ayatolla Komeni (remember) enemy n°1 of USA. Ennemy n°1 for Saddam = Great Britain, USA, France, Germany sells weapons, the amazing thing is : USA sells weapons to the twice ! Can you believe it ?! USA sells weapons to his own enemy but is for Saddam. Why ? because petrol industries are not nationalised in Irak, after many years occident sell weapons, war is over and the winner is : Irak of course !

Saddam wants to nationalised industries petrol in Irak, Oh Oh ! (as we say in France), America and GB don’t agree, the problem is not the same for France because they still help dictators in Black Africa (Laurent Désiré Kabila for example who’s the same kind of bastard) to many work for French gov. America decides to use the embargo way in Irak, ppl does not have anything to eat, no medicine (biggest importations at this time was American = mortality becomes the highest in comparison of other Arabian countries. Saddam Hussein still use power, alive and healthy, population starves, S Hussein still to be rich, the question is : why did the Americans or british did not kill Hussein, who knows ? the French do the same in Black Africa ! At the same time Israel tortures ppl, invasions etc american gov doesn’t move, no one moves ! perception of human freedon is funny with occidentals, isn’t it ?

Bush’s father becomes president, situation becomes worst and worst, Bush continues Embargo, ppl still to die, American gov observe Irak and learns Saddam wants to go in Koweit, other occidental countries knows it, no one does anything, amazing ! why ? American let Saddam to do it because the gov wants to show Irak as real Bastards, and attack them, but they want to show a real reason to attack them, they wait, let Saddam to do what he wants, UN must take a decision, America wants to attack, they give 48 hours to Irak to let Koweit free, in 48 hours some American responsibles know it’s impossible, why ? American government has only one idea, destroy Irak and all the ppl.
Allies go to Koweit, use nuclear wastes, some veterans of the gulf war have cancers few years later, wit country in the world used her own weapons against her own soldiers in history : Russians, germans, Chinese, Japanese and French (1st and 2nd WW)

In Irak ppl have cancers, pregnant women have deformed childrens etc but Saddam Hussein still in power ! why the American did not checked out Saddam ?! they could do it, so ask yourself why your gov did not ! isn’t it funny ? if you want to be honest with your own government, ask you the question.
Embargo still continue, Saddam still in power and is aggressive with America but does not have enough money to be considered seriously dangerous for the world = today !

I want to say another thing, some of you think British, Spanish agree that war, toy should watch European channels if you they Have the cable and you will see how many ppl were in the street in those countries, and I’m not talking about the strikes there has been in Italy, France, Japan, Mexico, Greece etc, most of the ppl is against that war and don’t agree ameican gov, that’s all gas for cars and some ppl are killed for today, truly sad, isn’t it. So I think the asshole who believe it’s because of freedom should open his eyes and take his distances with his own country.
Is it the price to pay to use your car everyday ? I prefer personally to walk, god bless America and the rest of the world


on March 21, 2003 05:20 AM
# Gary Flores said:

Don't think that french people are having a hard time because french fries are no longer french for us... THEY ARE being laughed at us.. all the way!, they use to think we are stupid and know we are giving them reasons to think again... Once i went to france and in the information desk of the Charles deGayle "INTERNATIONAL" Airport, there were no stuped french that speak ENGLISH, the most universal language to travel... i think that is ignorant.. so please americans.. including Bush family, don't give European people reasons to think we are ignorant... (bush brother, the governor of florida, went to spain for a politic visit, and he refer to spain as a REPUBLIc, when spain is a KINGDOM sice centuries), imagine what the spanish people thinks about us.. WE ARE IGNORANT!!! that sucks... and for real, education is poor in the USA compared even with countries that we consider third world like MEXICO!!! what about that! and thats just because the goverment want us (the people) to be ignorant, so we can loose the track of their external and internal unfair and stupid afairs..

I Love to be an American? i hate people in the world generalize between the the majority of the americans and the other part that knows as a minimum what democracy means...

on March 24, 2003 12:54 PM
# Al B. said:

"Freedom Fries"!! WHAT THE HELL are your politicians thinking?!? WHO GIVES A DAMN about the goddamn fast food anyway! And even if you feel you must change the mname, why not call them "potato fries" or something?? Jesus! Does that Congress of yours have nothing better to do?!? If I was American, I would be so embarassed...

But I'm not, I'm West Indian, and I can tell you that we've all heard about it on the news and we're LAUGHING OUR BEHINDS OFF AT YOU!

And then y'all wonder why foreigners think Americans are stupid....

on April 1, 2003 05:41 AM
# Lil said:

I hate being a fucking american our goverment is so stupid and so fucked up Freedom Fries what the hell So i guess i have to get my hair freedom braided now

on April 1, 2003 01:19 PM
# Brainiac said:

why, i don't understand why some people are so upset. isn't it a great compliment to the french that their country is associated with freedom? :-D

on April 2, 2003 05:47 AM
# NOra said:

All i can say is to hell with those canadians.

on April 2, 2003 08:12 AM
# Meg said:

What the hell? Nora quotes: "All I can say is to hell with those Canadians" I'm Canadian, and right now, I'm a little confused with that statement. Canada has nothing to do with renaming French Fries to freedom fries, nor do their citizens really care. The American politicians are the ones who are being childish and focusing their attention on a miniscule issue to express their disaproval of France's refusal to join the war. And on that note, Canada is a country all it's own, thank you very much, Ambassador Cellucci, we can make our own decisions on whether we want to join the war or not. Personally, I'm opposed to the war, because it's certainly very illegal. Bush is like Hitler in the sense that he wants control of the oil, and is using the attacks of an independent group -Al Quaeda- as an excuse to attack Iraq, when Iraq has nothing to do with Al Quaeda. As for Hussein, he is the leader of his country, and you don't see him attacking the U.S.A, for the way the president treats his citizens. And when did the war on terrorism, become the war on Iraq?

on April 3, 2003 09:08 AM
# Andrew said:

Hi, I am a german. My parents know what it means when its raining bombs in your homeland. You dont know it. We are not against americans, but against war. Whats about you people talking about freedom. If we say no to war, you forget freedom and dont buy german goods .... Its really sad. You pray for god. Do you believe its a american god ? O you believe its right to kill people ? Dont tell me about terrorists. I like to stay in germany, because there you can discuss without discrimination. Your soldiers die for Mr.Bush. Do you think thats enough ? You want to give a foreign country freedom. What for ? For money ? Do you know that your companies who participate at war are controled by ex governmet members and the consultant is Mr. Bush Senior ? Please accept that we have an another opinion about war ? If war starts politics lost. Make tea, french fries, german brezels, cookies, whatever and mostly love, but not war !!!

on April 4, 2003 05:05 AM
# said:

lets not forget who gave us Freedom Fries 200 years ago from the British

on April 5, 2003 12:19 PM
# Viper GTS R said:

POOF!!

on April 9, 2003 06:57 AM
# Biggles said:

"Two world wars, one world cup - doo dah, doo dah!"

on April 9, 2003 07:00 AM
# Iraqui Ministry of Information said:

You pig dogs. Who gives a fuck about your french fries when we have cunningly lured you into a trap of eating sensibly and then your hearts will explode in shock. You are a nation of fat girly boys and I wee wee on your corpses.

on April 9, 2003 07:20 AM
# Fenix said:

Don´t buy German/French....

reminds me of Hitler´s "Don´t buy Jewish"...
Remember? And the end? Gas chambers!
Hooray for Mr.Bush

Don´t follow a drug addicted (alcohol is a drug)
Bet he knows more Whiskey sorts than countries...

on April 16, 2003 09:34 PM
# i make sense said:

First and foremost!!! AMERICA, since sept 11th you call yourselves AMERICA all of a sudden,, last time i checked AMERICA was 2 continents. North and south, You are from the UNITED STATES of, which in case you don`t know is in North america! that`s why your passport says US Citizen not American Citizen. Personally i love going to the "states" on vacation but the only thing i don`t understand is how so many of you "AMERICANS" can be so fucking ignorant and or uninformed about the world around you. Oh ya and freedUMB fries, get the fuck out of here! I`m so happy i`m canadian, cause we are all just sitting up here drinking beers, pointing south (where the sun is at noon) and laughing at you fucking twits. Canada didn`t join the war, i don`t see you boycotting the millions and millions of $$$ in electricity we sell you per day.. Oh ya cause you need that!!!!!! greedy fucks!

on April 23, 2003 09:38 AM
# said:

bush licks balls

on April 23, 2003 09:43 AM
# tag said:

i am not for war i am a us citizen and i do not say freedom fries.... do not generealize when you are talking about this subject not all us citizens are for war and not all us citizens want to call french fries freedom fries so when you talk about the " american morons" i hope your meaning the moroms that run the country not the anti war protestors that live here...

on April 25, 2003 06:31 PM
# Ethan Phillips said:

thanks mister Jeremy Zawodny for that great speach of yours on the freedom
fries , im currently doing a paper on freedom fries and your my primary
help for the goal , its very dumd inmature and just plain out stupid.

P.s. this is coming from me a 13 year old kid...now that goes to show how many people
take the time and waste the money on freedom fries, idont ask for them
i ask for the good ole french fries!,thanks every body for reading and plz e-mail me any commnets on this

on April 29, 2003 06:58 AM
# Tania said:

I agree with th emost of you and more with Andrew above and tag. I live in Greece and I know what means to have your country destroyed by bombs. I also know from first hand what democracy is.Freedom of speak.Somethin most at the states forgot it. They arrest people who dare to protest, ppl who wear antiwar t-shirt at malls,profesors who dare to speak anti-war lost theyr jobs and going on. Europe learned alot since the ww2. Its time for some of you to learn from "old europe". And dont be afraid iraqis cant invate your country. And if you have the right to have mass destraction arms (as british,france,israel etc have) so they do. You are not god or the global polisemen,nobody gave you that right and above all the God dont want you to kill other ppl just o "free" them. Try to understand the arabic colture first and then ask them if they want the "west democracy". Oh. dear states citizens, did you saw the pictures of dead and babies in Iraq. Your soldiers killed them. I think not but the rest of the world saw them. You know why ? Because the rest of the world is free to watch what they want, a right you dont have.

on April 30, 2003 03:23 PM
# jason said:

what the hell are you talking about know that the war is over the france wants to goodie up to the United States of AMERICA because they have loaned so much money to the Irqas and now know that they most likle never get it back so shut the hell up

on May 8, 2003 12:58 PM
# Andrew R. Bodd said:

Let me just say this:
Less than half the poblic voted for our current president.
And he didn't win the election because of the electoral college either.
We have bush as our President because the elections in Florida were set-up.
First, if you wanted to vote Democrat, you had to place your ballod in the wrong column... Hmmm
Second, even if you did this, your ballod would have been deposited in a bag and then buried in the forest.
I find it interesting that Bush accused Gore of taking votes for himself and having them buried.
Why would anyone try to make themselves loose an election.

As for our current poroblem with Iraq.
Anyone would says that the reason for us going to war was because they bombed us first is an ignorant racist. Last I check that was a completely different set of peoples. In fact they are not even the same religion. This would be like England going to war with us because of something a group of drug dealers from columbia did. Things just don't add up.
If you are one of the silly people that think that France is on the side of Iraq, you should knwo that the only country that has been trading arms with Iraq, benifiting from the supposed terror, is the United States. The reason why the Bush administration knew that Iraq had weapons of mass distruction was because they gave them to them in the first place; however he never thought that he would give them back so reddily.
I think that it is ironic that the U.S. is the only country that is allowed to posses this "weapons of mass destruction". If I were from any other coutry at all I should consider the U.S. to be a threat; similar to Germany right before world war II.

on June 5, 2003 12:12 PM
# Andrew R. Bodd said:

Let me just say this:
Less than half the poblic voted for our current president.
And he didn't win the election because of the electoral college either.
We have bush as our President because the elections in Florida were set-up.
First, if you wanted to vote Democrat, you had to place your ballod in the wrong column... Hmmm
Second, even if you did this, your ballod would have been deposited in a bag and then buried in the forest.
I find it interesting that Bush accused Gore of taking votes for himself and having them buried.
Why would anyone try to make themselves loose an election.

As for our current poroblem with Iraq.
Anyone would says that the reason for us going to war was because they bombed us first is an ignorant racist. Last I check that was a completely different set of peoples. In fact they are not even the same religion. This would be like England going to war with us because of something a group of drug dealers from columbia did. Things just don't add up.
If you are one of the silly people that think that France is on the side of Iraq, you should knwo that the only country that has been trading arms with Iraq, benifiting from the supposed terror, is the United States. The reason why the Bush administration knew that Iraq had weapons of mass distruction was because they gave them to them in the first place; however he never thought that he would give them back so reddily.
I think that it is ironic that the U.S. is the only country that is allowed to posses this "weapons of mass destruction". If I were from any other coutry at all I should consider the U.S. to be a threat; similar to Germany right before world war II.
Also, why should the U.S. accuse Saudi Arabia of faustering terrorist. It is a simple fact that the largest number of anti-american terrorists live right here; so therefore, we are harboring the terrorists, so the U.S. should be bombed.
The simple fact is that Saudi Arabia has been the world's leading force against terrorism.
There is one thing that Saudi Arabia does harbor... OIL
Oh, wait..
That's right all this greedy administration is interested in the OIL and the money that they could make.

on June 5, 2003 12:16 PM
# Helpless Citizen said:

Hey I am a US citizen and I also think that "freedom fries" is so stupid. What the hell is that? It sounds so dumb. And all you people from other countries who think that "we Americans" are dumb and pro war, WE ARENT!!! Please don't generalize us we are run by a dictator named Bush and we don't have any control over what our government does. We didn't want war, we protested, we hate the name freedom fries, we hate the way the US supported Saddam for all those years...sat back and watched and didnt do a damn thing to him. "Freedom Fries" give me a break! Where is the freedom? There is no freedom here....we are run by greedy dictators who want to conquer the entire world and get richer while people are hungry and unemployed. Don't blame the US citizens, we are helpless....blame our dictators!!!!

on September 16, 2003 08:59 PM
# thesuperstar said:

its america fault that other countries are socialist, communist and dictatored. damn america and its democracy, giving people rights, damn america you suck. stop free press. stop free religion, america is evil.

on March 29, 2006 11:32 PM
# Mike said:

Sheesh.
What a load of crap about fried potatoes. I prefer the story of when the British burned down the White House after the Americans (unsuccessfully) tried to invade Canada.

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