Heh. I love it.
Thanks to the ACME Heartmaker you can put any (short) message you want on a candy heart. And if you're really bored, you can string a whole bunch of them together to make a long message like this.
Thanks to Geodog for the pointer.
I'm sure that some of you will come up with much more amusing stuff than I.
Posted by jzawodn at February 11, 2003 11:34 PM
Attention:
Shipping/ Receiving Department
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C & M Refund Recovery
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Mary Browning – Representative - C_MrefundRecovery@hotmail.com
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