I'm not sure where she got this list, but Kasia sent me some condom horoscopes. Since I'm a Gemini, here's mine:

Geminis are known for their versatility, intellect and communications skills. Accordingly, Gemini condoms accommodate a variety of sexual positions and combinations. Gemini condoms are sold in multi-packs and come with a special audio chip. Naturally, they're available through mail order. Frequently, Gemini condoms sell two for the price of one. They always come in special pop up dispensers so that you don't have to work too hard. Gemini is the sign of the twins and Gemini condoms come in twin packs and are the preferred model for double headers. When you need to do it more than once, you need Gemini condoms.

Heh. How amusing. Perhaps I should post the whole list? Well, if she doesn't... maybe I will. Or I could just Google for the original source and link to it. But I'm feeling lazy, so I leave it as an excercise for the reader.

Posted by jzawodn at January 26, 2003 08:59 PM

Reader Comments
# jr said:

Audio Chip?

Please God, let it not be "Pop goes the Weasel".

on January 26, 2003 09:41 PM
# Joleen said:

I didn't know you linked to my diary entry about
my penis dream. Huh. Sorry it's all blacked out,
the diary, but it's hopefully only temporary. I
should come back to read your blog when I have more

on May 9, 2003 10:28 AM
# Jessica said:

I think this quite funny. Do you have one for a Virgo?

on September 16, 2004 06:53 AM
# Condom Girl said:

How unusual, haven't come across this one before, I'm a Scorpio have you got anything for me?

on October 5, 2008 03:49 AM
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