Introducing DBIx::DWIW We wrote a Perl module to do all the hard work Do it once Do it right Do it before out installed base got big DWIW means "Do What I Want" Like Perl's DWIM ("Do What I Mean") Behaves the way we want It is a wrapper around Perl's excellent DBI Can be transparent Feels like DBI First introduced at 2001 Open Source Database Summit Available on CPAN as of September 14, 2001